Thursday 14th September 2006 - The Bedroom, Whitley Bay
Seaside!
with, Captain
Wardrobe and Overjoy
it's
time to put this shit to bed
let's
not do it, and just say we did
the
breeders
like
ghosts fading at cock-crow
Thursday 24th August 2006 - Egypt Cottage, Newcastle
With
Philip
Roebuck
and,
for the love of blimey, Country
Jim & The Bitesize Cowboyyyys and Thisband
welcome
home, sexy
muschion
LIES,
ALL LIES
hang
for this
like
ghosts fading at cock-crow
Monday 21st August 2006 - Head O Steam, Newcastle
With
Jennie
& The Bets, The Bubble Project
Pop-tastic
launch night for the Bets/Bubbles Split 7 Inch Record For Record
Players. DiW was on hand for some reason, to attempt to put a crock
in people's evening enjoyment.
A
pleasing mixture here of old classics, and soon-to-be-although-unlikely
classics. Lap up the real instrumentation, kids, as it was a one-off
never to be repeated.
Captain,
Shit!!! We've Hit a Noiseberg! It's A Bit Like An Iceberg, But It's
Made Out Of Noise And The Penguins On It Are Dead Grumpy
what
a fine night had by all.
bill rocked the warm up as usual
leigon is a madman playin is own tunes which are top notch. proper
hardcore!!!. (hes doin a live set at backlash in dec)
dr venkman. is one of the best party djs in newcastle in my humble
opinion play some quality tunes and finishing with slayer. class
smurf well what can i say the man is truly a gabba king jumpin
up and down like a nutter. quality dj
then chop who played more techno than anything eles really really
fucking good had the whole place goin mad dropin some techno classics
and fucken them up in true chop style mixing them into his own
tunes then dropin them back in the man is a genius.
and dressed in wires who put on a proper mental show. i was chillen
with him during the day and i thought he was just some quiet dude.
not a fuckin chance the man steps up to the booth dons a mad horned
hat and starts bouncin off the decks smashin up keyboards and
marchin round the dancefloor with his laptop held above his head
palyin some of the maddest jungle i have ever heard i thought
he was one of the best of the night.........
anywoo
cheers to all who came down was a really succesful party.
however the prick is that nicked the needles and slipmats if we
find out who you are your gonna get decked mate so i would keep
you head down. the security searched smurf thinkin it was him
what a bunch of daft cunts..
Thursday 13th October 2005: Newcastle, Cumberland Arms.
With
the Almighier than ALMIGHTY,
SIR
THOMAS TRUAX
and
bloody hell, also
THE
BUBBLE PROJECT
Enjoyable
evening as always at the Cumbersome;. A couple of treats here
for Girly Clearout fans as Schindler's Pissed and Tiny Tony The
Tiny Tiger got utlra-rare (in fact, solitary) airings, as it was
about the time.
amalia
schindler's
pissed
LIES,
ALL LIES
i'm
going to buff all my floors
etiketten
paedophile
fence
tiny
tony the tiny tiger
Tuesday, 20th August 2005: Sunderland, The White Rooms.
An
evening of genteel laptronica, with a slightly more musical set
than recent.
However those sandwich boards outside are a heavy solid steel, and
severe bruising has occured.
Saturday, 16th July 2005: Sunderland, Voodoo Room
(Pure)
with
Chippewa Falls,
Lachrymose
One Again
and
The ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ's
A
HipsterDeathkill event!
There
was some violence and spraying, no-one's fallen out though, it's
all friends. Very rare outing here for the much-neglected George
Likes Spicy Chicken.
angsty
pastie
proposed
theme tune#4...
george
likes spicy chicken
my
first atlas
paedophile
fence
Tuesday, 12th July 2005: Cumberland Arms, Newcastle
with
Kubichek!
Sweaty!!
A
fakeindielable.co.uk event.
whale
stomach
watch
me penetrate this big crab like a fucking wolf
your
body learns
muschion
paedophile
fence
Tuessssday, 21st June 2005: Sunderland: White Room.
with
Lachrymose One Again For Pity's Sake.
Back
to Sunderland. Well, you know, throw a Dog A Bone, and all that.
No
Smashy Smashy here, but apologies may go out to the family of
Country Jim, who was sadly killed at this event. But he was sat
at the front.
the
breeders
i'm
going to buff all my floors
etiketten
this
is super-lucky!
my
first atlas
As
a tribute to the late Jim, here' a selection of the fine photography
he took before his brutal shuffle off t' mortal coil.
Friday, 17th June 2005: Darlington: The Forum.
with
Lachrymose One
Furthest
South yet! Watch out, West Yorkshire - you'll be next if you don't
behave.
any
landing you walk away from is a good landing
the
breeders
suki
what's
wrong, what have you done?
jean
alesi
i
will survive and what will be left of me
Friday, 3rd June 05: Newcastle, The Archer.
with
the God Almighty Thomas Truax !!!
A Prancey
Dog event. A Noisewhore event. A great event.
whale
stomach
women
in rock
blood
touching glass
your
body learns
barbarian
at the gate, and all that
Tuesday, 31st May 05: Newcastle, Bookville.
with
King Biscuit Time(DJ set), Eagle Owl, Field Music,
Chippy Falls,
Poorly
Laccy 1, Nev Clay, Greenspace, Woman O' No Importance
STOP
This binge-drinking Yob Culture madness!!!!
Closing
ceremony for the Bookville establishment. Also the unofficial 'Narbipalooza'
all dayer event.
DO
NOT book DiW to headline an all-day event, cos he'll drink for many
hours before he's on, and this is what happens.
miscarriage,
where were you?
hiroshima
was a shithole anyway
please
don't eat me, i love you
my
first atlas
i
will survive and what will be left of me
there's
a party in my mouth and everyone's invited
Part
of the 2005 Freevolution Festival thingy-my-jiggy. ...DiW's official
corporate sell-out
gig? 'Bout Time!
any
landing you walk away from is a good landing
please
don't eat me, i love you
the
breeders
jean
alesi
i
will survive and what will be left of me
Wednesday, 18th May 05: Newcastle, The Telegraph.
with
Kid Carpet
andLast Defender Of t' One True Waveform
A
suitably Jaunty set here for a jaunty night, although apol-oggies
must be made to any children present, as this was the most sweariest
set yet. Gan in!
ultra-rare
outings here for Chink Song, and This Is Super-Lucky!
unfortunately
your city contravenes the permitted use and classes order of
1990 and as such may be subject to legal proceedings from the
local planning authority
geisha
geisha rabbit girl run silent to not star (point, squirt)
proposed
theme tune #4
chink
song
this
is super-lucky!
that
rarest of beasts; hey parabola, crack chikin/nex nine times
for sunshine!
please
don't eat me, i love you
Thursday, 12th May 2005: Newcastle, The Cooperage.
with
Selfish Cunt
"Oh
momma, dey's is back!"
also
with
Sefelt, and The Rest
fucking
leggy blondes
feel
it going in
hiroshima
was a shithole anyway
my
first atlas
there's
a party in my mouth and everyone's invited
Monday, 2nd May 2005: Newcastle, Head of Steam.
with
The Plot to Blow Up The Eiffel Tower
and
Written From Negative
Last
minute landfill of a support slot here for the twitchy-legged
boys to enjoy. Lapped it up like Counts.
Angsty
Pastie
the
breeders
it
brings out the yeast in me
billy
ray cyrus
foxy
boxing
that
rarest of beasts; hey parabola, crack chikin/nex nine times for
sunshine!
Thursday, 28th April 2005: Newcastle, The Cooperage.
with
Chippewa Falls
and
The Rest and
First Flight Home
A
Subversion event. You know, like an indie night. Disco-tastic, with
a couple of new tunes. Don't worry, the Happy Hardcore direction
is just a one-off.
I
mean, it involves Happiness, for shit's sake.
Angsty
Pastie
billy
ray cyrus
foxy
boxing
that
rarest of beasts; hey parabola, crack chikin/nex nine times for
sunshine!
my
first atlas
Monday, 25th April 2005: Newcastle,
RPM Record Shoppe
A
short in-store appearance to celebrate good times come on, what
with the release of the The Big Black Cock Of Death EP!
the
breeders
that
rarest of beasts; hey parabola, crack chikin/nex nine times
for sunshine!
hiroshima
was a shithole anyway
Sunday, February 13th 2005: Newcastle, Head Of Steam.
with
Mushi Mushi
and
Country Jim & The Bitesize Cowboys
A
Fritz Lang event.
A sex-crazed Newcastle crowd
felt up the benefit of DIW bile being taken out on the Sunderland
rabble the previous night; here was a much more pleasant affair,
with like 'tunes' and everything. Two new tracks. Frogspawn gets
an outing.
I
will survive and what will be left of me
any
landing you walk away from is a good landing
frogspawn
is yummy and good for you
etiketten
that
rarest of beasts; hey parabola, crack chikin/nex nine times
for sunshine!
Saturday, February 12th 2005: Sunderland, Voodoo Room.
with
Sons of Brenda and First Flight Home
A
Swan Lee Promotions event.
Back in Sunderland, sadly
this time not performing on a Pole-dancing stage.
but
small boys are crap at it
the
breeders
hiroshima
was a shithole anyway
cyclegirlwhorefromvillage
that
rarest of beasts; hey parabola, crack chikin/nex nine times
for sunshine!
there's
a party in my mouth
Grrrr!!
Double
Grrr!!
Monday, November 22nd 2004: Newcastle, Tyne Bar.
with
Selfish Cunt
and
Driver Unknown.
Hiya.
miscarriage,
where were you?
hiroshima
was a shithole anyway
the
breeders
it
brings out the yeast in me
7
treatments for black ants
repugnants
sofia
coppola's rubbish
feel
it going in
that
rarest of beasts; hey parabola, crack chikin/nex nine times
for sunshine!
Thursday, October 28th 2004: Newcastle, Head -o- Steam .
with
LAKE ME, PINTER
and
THE REST.
Special surprise guest appearance.
'Special', as in 'Special School'.
Another outing for the rare
and increasingly inpopular noisewhore set.
whale
stomach
women
in rock (they really angry, all the time)
LIES,
ALL LIES
barbarians
at the gate, and all that
pool
of hair and teeth, matted
Sunday, October 17th 2004: Newcastle, Head -o- Steam .
with
MUSHI MUSHI, THE BUBBLE PROJECT
and
Archduke JOHN EGDELL.
a
PIVOT/STEP/PAUSE
event.
A lovely evening all round.
Not even all the girls left, despite the Full-On Hardcore Drone
extravaganza that DiW conjured up especially for them.
Two brand and spanking new
tracks in there.
whale
stomach
shock
& awe motherchuffer
LIES,
ALL LIES
barbarians
at the gate, and all that
women
in rock
Tuesday, September 21st 2004: Newcastle University.
with
THE POLYSICS
(UK tour)
and
Caro Snatch.
"how
did it go, Si?"
Just let this one be a warning
to anyone who's booking DiW for a LIVE EVENT.
Despite the ensuing blanket
ban on DiW performances in North-East higher education campuses,
it went quite well from my end.
any
landing you walk away from is a good landing
the
breeders
I'm
going to buff all my floors
grey
ladies white ladies -----> split the woods in two
that
rarest of beasts; hey parabola, crack chikin/nex nine times
for sunshine!
please
don't eat me, i love you
"ooooo!
You do realise there's two other bands have to play now!"
Apologies for the pathetic
lack of 'Cham drinking prowess. Almost half a bottle left at the
end - embarrassing. But I AM a busy beaver back there.
A first outing for the ancient
and justified Aphids In Me, and a special treat for the Straitjacket
boys as Tuck Me In was allowed to frolic freely in the field for
a few minutes before being nailgunned in the temple.
SETLIST:
aphids
in me
if
you ever leave me i'll fucking kill myself
proposed
theme tune for 'Let's Hunt And Kill Billy Ray Cyrus'
Special,
mighty stuff indeed. Never Darken got her first and probably only
outing, Junger and Goodies And Baddies came out to play, released
into the wild, blinking in the sunlight.
SETLIST:
people
can think what they like
never
darken my doorstep again
killer
telly
my
idiot girlfriend (she's all i deserve)
goodies
and baddies
suki
junger
the
breeders
barbarians
at the gate, and all that
jean
alesi
whale
stomach outro
Friday June 11th 2004: at THE ARCHER,
Newcastle
with
65 Days Of Static,
SDM,
Tornado Recovery Centre
A
last minute outing as special surpise guest support (or summat)
for super noisenik boys 65 Days Of Static. A heady mix of hardcore
drone and Bonnie Tyler remixes. Have it.
SETLIST:
stig
of the dump is your dad and your bass player looks like the
shoebomber
proposed
theme tune for 'Let's Hunt And Kill Billy Ray Cyrus'
Wednesday 21st March, Central Bar, Gateshead, UK 
Monday
28th June 2004: 