available on Bear With Me records....

“Club Chernoble EP” cluck click

1) Required To Exchange Chimeras Of Boundless Grandeur For Realities Of Little Worth, For Cock's Sake

2) If You're Going To Do That To Me, At Least Look Me In The Face While You Do It

3) I Think That Would Make Me Feel A Bit Funny

4) Scrotum For My Valentine

5) Baby Oil, Although Made From Actual Babies, So Not Quite The Same

6) I Bet You Look Like a Tit On The Dance Floor

7) Embarrassing Pig Bodies

8) Argh, My Legs!

“Long Live Sculpted Meat” click cluck

these be stupid songs on it,

1.1 Stig Of The Dump Is Your Dad And Your Bass Player Looks Like The Shoebomber
2 Fuck Me Like You Mean It
3 Mongo Only Pawn In Game Of Life
4 But Small Boys Are Crap At It
5 You Can't Tell Me What To Do, I'm A Maverick Like Top Gun
6 It's Not A Beer Belly, It's A Fuel Tank For A Sex Machine
7 Shit, A Thresher!
8 Fucking Leggy Blondes
9 I Do Believe I Sees My Supper
10 Sofia Coppola's Rubbish
11 No, No, Naw, Away And Put A Bra On, Christ Piss
12 Nina Nannar's Panties
13 My Idiot Girlfriend (She's All I Deserve)
14 Turk Thrust
15 Unfortunately Your City Contravenes The Permitted Use And Classes Order Of 1990 And Therefore May Be Subject To Legal Proceedings From The Local Planning Authority
16 Mummy, That Man Keeps Looking At Me